Global Dick Level78%When it hits 100%, something stupid happens. (simulated pre-launch data)
Pre-launch · Studio open

Dick with Knife.
A very bad idea.
A very good time.

An interactive universe of bad decisions, collectible Dicks, criminal records and questionable community achievements.

EvidenceOfficial Dick with Knife character holding a knife

Official evidence file · Exhibit 001

The anthem

Dick with a Knife — the clip

Soundtrack

Official clip · plays silently until you say otherwise

Case files

Pick your poison

The Studio

Open

Turn any Dick into evidence. Seven templates, four formats, real high-resolution PNG export. No account, no wallet.

Make evidence

Roast my wallet

Open

Public blockchain data. Private emotional damage. Only public on-chain data is read — never private wallet information, never a signature.

Get roasted