DICK/KNIFE
Global Dick Level78%When it hits 100%, something stupid happens. (simulated pre-launch data)

The Armory

Things your Dick definitely does not need. Take them anyway — your inventory is saved on this device.

Local inventory0/72 owned

Equipped

  • Empty

    Weapon

    Nothing

  • Empty

    Outfit

    Nothing

  • Empty

    Headwear

    Nothing

  • Empty

    Mask

    Nothing

  • Empty

    Shoes

    Nothing

  • Empty

    Accessory

    Nothing

Contraband and stupid shit cannot be equipped — they just sit in your pockets, legally ambiguous. Accessories and headwear have their own slots.

Banana Blade accessory card
Pleasure Bat accessory card
Dead Fish Slapper accessory card
Plunger Katana accessory card
Champagne Smasher accessory card
Frying Pan accessory card
Psycho Teddy accessory card
Toilet Paper Bandolier accessory card
Dick Chain accessory card
Victory Cigar accessory card
Beer Helmet accessory card
Bag of Regrets accessory card
Broken Crown accessory card
Traffic Cone Hat accessory card
Cowboy Hat accessory card
Viking Helmet accessory card
Pink Rabbit Mask accessory card
Gas Mask accessory card
Bloody Sneakers accessory card
Cowboy Boots accessory card
Tiger Slippers accessory card
Muddy Boots accessory card
Golden Crocs accessory card
Shark Slippers accessory card
Chainsaw of Chaos accessory card
Baseball Bat accessory card
Tactical Katana accessory card
Meat Cleaver accessory card
Spiked Baton accessory card
Flamethrower accessory card
Throwing Stars accessory card
Prison Shank accessory card
Bottle Smasher accessory card
Sledgehammer accessory card
Crowbar accessory card
Power Drill accessory card
Axe accessory card
Pitchfork accessory card
Machete accessory card
Tactical Spear accessory card
Nunchaku accessory card
Wrench accessory card
Harpoon Gun accessory card
Bow & Arrow accessory card
Crossbow accessory card
Grenade accessory card
Stun Gun accessory card
Rocket Launcher accessory card
Rusty Kitchen Knife accessory card
Butter Knife of Regret accessory card
Ceremonial Dagger accessory card
Chef's Cleaver accessory card
Bread Knife accessory card
Box Cutter accessory card
Samurai Blade accessory card
Plastic Party Knife accessory card
Glowing Bone Knife accessory card
Hunting Knife accessory card
Traffic Cone accessory card
Day-old Baguette accessory card
Battle Axe accessory card
Crowbar of Persuasion accessory card
Rubber Mallet accessory card
Golf Club, Borrowed accessory card
Fire Extinguisher accessory card
Frozen Fish accessory card
Chain of Bad Decisions accessory card
Sledgehammer XL accessory card
Soup Ladle accessory card
Municipal Tracksuit accessory card
Hotel Bathrobe accessory card
Fake Tuxedo accessory card

Later

Built for what comes next

  • NFT-linked itemsComing
  • UnlocksComing
  • CraftingComing
  • RewardsComing
  • Item historyComing

Your current inventory lives on this device only. On-chain ownership is not active.